Meet your new emotional support vessel: the “Outward Smiles, Inward Screams Hamster Mug.”
This 11 oz ceramic masterpiece captures the essence of that tiny, over-caffeinated rodent inside us all—smiling on the outside, but internally running the emotional hamster wheel of existential dread.
Features:
- Capacity: 11 oz—just enough to fuel your daily dose of socially acceptable panic.
- Design: A delightfully distressed hamster, embodying your inner monologue during Monday meetings.
- Material: High-quality ceramic, perfect for withstanding both hot beverages and hot gossip.
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe, because who has time for handwashing when you’re spiraling?
Ideal For:
- Those who laugh to keep from crying.
- Office workers perfecting the art of the polite nod while internally screaming.
- Anyone whose spirit animal is a hamster on a wheel powered by anxiety.
Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or the tears of your enemies, this mug is your daily reminder that it’s okay to feel like a frazzled furball.