Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids T-Shirt
Because raising legends isn't always pretty.
You’ve done your best. You showed up, paid for braces, explained taxes (twice), and still… well, here we are. This shirt is your badge of honor — because parenting isn’t about perfection. It’s about patience, sarcasm, and maybe a little wine.
Printed in bold, unapologetic lettering, this maroon masterpiece reads: "Proud Father of a Few Dumbass Kids." It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s probably the most accurate thing you’ve worn since that “World’s Okayest Dad” mug broke.
Details That Actually Matter (Unlike That Science Fair Volcano):
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4.5 oz. 100% ring-spun cotton preshrunk jersey knit
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Proud Better Cotton member — saving the planet one sarcastic shirt at a time
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Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes, so it’s as eco-friendly as your patience is thin
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Rib collar for that strong father figure look
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Taped neck and shoulders, because durability > your kid’s GPA
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Tubular design, just like your parenting style
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Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems (more secure than their life choices)
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Modern-classic fit: hugs the dad bod just right
Whether it’s Father’s Day, a birthday, or just another Tuesday of wondering how they survived childhood, this tee has your back — and your sarcasm.