I Run on Wine, Christmas Cheer & Family Gossip – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis

I Run on Wine, Christmas Cheer & Family Gossip – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis

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I run on wine, Christmas cheer, and family gossip. 🍷🎄

Because nothing says the most wonderful time of the year quite like a generously poured glass of wine, a little holiday magic, and finding out what your cousin did at Thanksgiving.

This funny Christmas ornament features an adorable vintage-style kitten dressed in her holiday best, perched on a festive sled and looking entirely too innocent for someone who knows everyone’s business.

With nostalgic Christmas artwork and a healthy appreciation for the three things that make family gatherings tolerable, this ornament is perfect for anyone who considers holiday gossip a cherished Christmas tradition.

Part of Reverie’s Merry Crisis collection, this ornament celebrates the beautifully chaotic side of the holidays: questionable family dynamics, festive drinking, and the annual tradition of gathering around the Christmas tree to discuss relatives who aren’t in the room.

Perfect for:

  • Wine lovers who consider December their busiest season
  • The family member who always knows the latest gossip
  • Sisters, cousins, and best friends who share all the family secrets
  • White elephant exchanges and funny stocking stuffers
  • Anyone who survives Christmas dinner with a little wine and a lot of commentary

Because the best Christmas stories are the ones you probably shouldn’t repeat.

Product Details

  • Material: White ceramic
  • Shape: Oval
  • Size: 3” tall × 2.3” wide