Spouses Club Dropout™ Sweatshirt
Whether you bailed after one awkward icebreaker or peaced out post-divorce with your dignity (and maybe a bottle of wine), the Spouses Club Dropout™ Sweatshirt is your official exit uniform. Because sometimes you join the club… and sometimes you accidentally trip and fall out of it.
Front and center: A lone green army man stands tall, ready for anything—except maybe a themed potluck and mandatory team-building bingo. Superimposed with "Spouses Club Dropout", this design salutes your honorable discharge from the world of forced friendships and overachieving dessert tables.
Fabric Specs:
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7.8 oz. 50/50 cotton/polyester blend—because life’s about balance (especially post-club chaos)
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Made with CiCLO® technology for eco-friendly biodegradability when your tolerance for small talk runs out
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Double-needle cover-seamed neck and armholes for durability through all your dramatic exits
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Ribbed waistband and cuffs for that cozy “I’m never attending another icebreaker again” feel
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Contains up to 5% polyester from recycled plastic, because this dropout still cares about the planet
Perfect for ex-spouses, club skippers, or anyone who’s ever faked a phone call to get out of a committee. Cozy, clever, and cathartic—just like therapy, but with better stitching.
Spouses Club Dropout™: no regrets, no RSVP required.