Spouses Club Dropout™ Boxy Tee
You came, you sat through half a meeting, you fled. Or maybe you left the spouse and the club—either way, you earned this shirt. The Spouses Club Dropout™ Boxy Tee is your official uniform for escaping themed potlucks, forced small talk, and anyone who says "We're like a family!" with dead eyes.
Design: Front and center is a lone green army man toy, standing proud in your place—because you've been honorably discharged from the glitter-glued trenches of committee life. With “Spouses Club Dropout” superimposed across him, it's a battle cry for every military spouse who’s ever whispered “not for me” and never looked back.
Fabric Details:
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6.1 oz. 100% ring-spun US preshrunk cotton – as soft and sturdy as your exit strategy
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Proud Better Cotton member – for sustainable sass
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Dyed with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes – safe for sensitive skin and passive-aggressive group texts
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Garment-dyed for that lived-in, "I’m too wise for this nonsense" feel
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Boxy fit, slightly cropped (mid-length) – because you’ve moved on and so has your silhouette
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Topstitched, classic width rib collar, twill taped neck and shoulder, and double-needle bottom hem – details as solid as your boundaries
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Tubular construction for a seamless experience (unlike your last club meeting)
Whether you peaced out quietly or made a dramatic exit involving wine and a group text, this tee is your wearable badge of honor.
Spouses Club Dropout™ – join the resistance. Or don’t. We don’t do meetings anymore.