“Don’t tell my heart… my achy breaky heart.”
A little bit country. A little bit chaotic.
This hilarious vinyl sticker features a glamorous chicken rocking dramatic 90s hair alongside the iconic lyric-inspired phrase. It’s the perfect mashup of country music nostalgia and farmyard absurdity.
Equal parts honky-tonk and henhouse.
Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, cooler, planner, or chicken coop clipboard for instant personality.
Details:
• Size: 3 inches
• High-quality waterproof vinyl
• Durable & weather-resistant
• Smooth matte finish
• Easy peel-and-stick application
Perfect for:
• Country music fans
• 90s nostalgia lovers
• Chicken owners
• Farm girls & backyard homesteaders
• Funny gift shoppers
• Anyone who appreciates poultry with personality
Because nothing says emotional damage like a chicken with a blowout.