Honestly? Same, goose. Same. 🪿
This delightfully chaotic sticker features a vintage-style illustration of a goose with its wings fully extended, paired with the very relatable declaration: “ALL MY SYSTEMS ARE NERVOUS.”
It’s the perfect visual representation of having approximately 47 tabs open in your brain at all times. The old-school botanical/field-guide style goose paired with the oversized dark purple lettering makes this one feel equal parts vintage, weird, and deeply relatable.
For the anxious overthinkers, overstimulated millennials, and people whose nervous system has apparently chosen fight, flight, or goose.
Details:
- 📏 Size: 3"
- 🤍 White background
- 🪿 Vintage-inspired goose illustration
- 💜 “All My Systems Are Nervous” lettering
- 💦 Waterproof vinyl
- ☀️ Fade-resistant
- ✂️ Die-cut design
- Perfect for laptops, water bottles, tumblers, notebooks, planners, cars & more
Perfect for:
Anxious people, overthinkers, introverts, bird enthusiasts, goose lovers, weird gift collectors, therapists, teachers, millennials, chronically overstimulated humans, and anyone whose internal operating system is currently experiencing technical difficulties.

