{"product_id":"favorite-christmas-lyrics-fairytale-of-new-york-funny-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"Favorite Christmas Lyrics – Fairytale of New York Funny Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJust me singing along to my favorite Christmas lyrics: “You scumbag, you maggot.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e 🎶🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSome people wait all year to hear \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eSilent Night\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. Some of us are waiting for the Christmas song where two people lovingly insult each other in a pub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny ceramic Christmas ornament is a nod to \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Fairytale of New York” by The Pogues featuring Kirsty MacColl\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e—the beautifully chaotic Christmas classic that proves holiday music doesn’t have to involve sleigh bells and good behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eFeaturing an impossibly wholesome vintage-style Christmas caroler in a red dress with her little dog by her side, the artwork looks like it belongs on a sweet mid-century Christmas card. The lyrics she’s enthusiastically singing? Considerably less wholesome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament is made for people whose Christmas playlists get a little rowdier after \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eLast Christmas\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e. It’s perfect for Pogues fans, lovers of alternative Christmas music, or anyone who considers shouting along to their favorite inappropriate lyric an essential holiday tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause nothing says Christmas spirit quite like gathering around the tree and calling someone a scumbag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Christmas your arse, indeed.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Oval\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67688146174206,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/7_d6ac5e20-1b05-40d6-8127-9e86539dbecb.png?v=1791522329","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/favorite-christmas-lyrics-fairytale-of-new-york-funny-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}