{"product_id":"he-s-gonna-find-out-who-s-on-thin-fucking-ice-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"He’s Gonna Find Out Who’s on Thin Fucking Ice – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHe’s making a list, he’s checking it twice. He’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice. 🎅⛸️\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eForget naughty or nice. This year, Santa’s keeping a slightly different kind of list.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHe’s been watching. He’s been taking notes. And frankly, some of you have been testing his patience since January.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament features a cheerful vintage-style Santa Claus gliding across the ice in his skates, carefully reviewing his list of people who are dangerously close to finding out exactly how much holiday spirit he has left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWith its nostalgic mid-century Christmas card artwork and delightfully inappropriate twist on the classic Christmas song, this ornament is the perfect combination of wholesome holiday charm and barely concealed frustration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament celebrates the less-than-magical side of the holidays: dwindling patience, questionable behavior, and the realization that being on Santa’s naughty list might actually be the least of your problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause sometimes the Christmas spirit isn’t about spreading joy. Sometimes it’s about letting people know they’re on their last warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose patience is hanging by a candy cane\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who’s one minor inconvenience away from losing it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoworkers who have been testing your holiday spirit all year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of sarcastic Christmas decorations and inappropriate holiday humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges and adults-only ornament swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who’s ever said, “You’re on thin ice,” and absolutely meant it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou better watch out. You better not cry. You better not test me, and I’m telling you why.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e White ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Oval\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 3” tall × 2.3” wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67693812842750,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/14_d911a88b-1d7f-4931-a275-a3a2682a236d.png?v=1791566180","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/he-s-gonna-find-out-who-s-on-thin-fucking-ice-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}