{"product_id":"ho-ho-hozempic-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"Ho Ho Hozempic – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eResisting the urge to say “Ho Ho Hozempic” whenever chocolate gifts are opened.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e 🍫🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNothing says Christmas quite like receiving an enormous box of chocolates while trying to pretend January isn’t lurking right around the corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny ceramic Christmas ornament features an adorably plump vintage-style snowman decked out in festive red and green, candy cane in hand, blissfully unaware that someone nearby is fighting the urge to make a wildly inappropriate pharmaceutical pun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament combines sweet retro Christmas nostalgia with the kind of intrusive holiday thought you probably shouldn’t say out loud at the family gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWith its cheerful vintage-inspired artwork and painfully current humor, it’s perfect for the friend who appreciates an inappropriate joke, the family member who has heard entirely too much about GLP-1s this year, or anyone who can no longer hear “ho ho ho” without their brain taking an unfortunate detour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHang it on the tree, give it to your most unfiltered friend, or tuck it into a chocolate gift just to make things weird.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHave yourself a merry little side effect.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Oval\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67688060354814,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/3_ef646fd4-023d-4161-bfe1-3fd0102baf2d.png?v=1791521499","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/ho-ho-hozempic-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}