{"product_id":"hope-i-get-serotonin-for-christmas-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"Hope I Get Serotonin for Christmas – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHope I get serotonin for Christmas. 🎄💊\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eDear Santa,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eI’ve been pretty good this year. I’ve paid my bills (mostly), answered my emails (eventually), and only had a few minor existential crises. So this Christmas, I’m keeping my wish list simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eI’d like some serotonin, please.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eNot another candle. Not a gift card. Not a decorative throw pillow. Just a little of that sweet, sweet brain chemistry everyone keeps talking about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament features an adorable vintage-style kitten dressed in a festive red coat and bonnet, cheerfully playing her little accordion while quietly hoping that Santa can deliver something a bit more useful than another pair of socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWith its nostalgic Christmas card aesthetic and painfully relatable message, this ornament perfectly captures the experience of trying to summon holiday cheer when your brain has apparently decided to take the entire season off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament celebrates the less-than-magical side of the holidays: seasonal blues, emotional exhaustion, and the annual tradition of convincing yourself that maybe \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ethis\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e Christmas will finally feel like the ones in the movies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause all I want for Christmas is a functioning neurotransmitter situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone whose Christmas wish list includes a little emotional stability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMillennials and Gen Z with a dark sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who appreciate mental health humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe perpetually exhausted and chronically overwhelmed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges and funny stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who’s ever wished Santa could bring them a little dopamine, too\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eAll is calm. All is bright. My serotonin levels remain a mystery.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e White ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Oval\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 3” tall × 2.3” wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67693682819326,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/12_276e7620-0d54-4295-8637-02be6cb01fc4.png?v=1791565672","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/hope-i-get-serotonin-for-christmas-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}