Remember the pandemic? We were all stuck inside, making sourdough starters and pretending we had finally become the kind of people who bake their own bread. 🍞
Some of us kept the starter alive. Some of us killed it. Some of us are still emotionally attached to a jar of fermented flour from 2020.
This vintage-style sticker features a beautifully illustrated rack overflowing with homemade loaves and the declaration:
“I BAKE MY OWN BREAD
and don’t trust the
GOVERNMENT”
Because nothing says “I survived the pandemic” quite like emerging from lockdown with a sourdough starter, a questionable amount of flour, and a healthy distrust of authority.
Perfect for anyone whose COVID hobby was baking bread, whose COVID personality was homesteader adjacent, or who simply thinks knowing how to make your own bread is a useful skill when society inevitably collapses.
Details:
- 📏 Size: 3"
- 🤍 White background
- 🍞 Vintage-style bread illustration
- 💦 Waterproof vinyl
- ☀️ Fade-resistant
- ✂️ Die-cut design
- Perfect for laptops, water bottles, refrigerators, bread boxes, coolers & more
Perfect for:
Pandemic sourdough survivors, former quarantine bakers, homesteaders, bread enthusiasts, cottagecore weirdos, conspiracy-curious friends, and anyone who still has a sourdough starter lurking in the back of their fridge.