{"product_id":"i-need-one-more-ho-funny-santa-christmas-ornament-reverie","title":"I Need One More Ho – Funny Santa Christmas Ornament | Reverie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOn my way to your house because I need one more Ho. 🎅🎄\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHo, ho, ho! Apparently, two just aren’t enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSanta’s making his list, checking it twice, and calling to let you know he’s on his way. But this particular Christmas visit has absolutely nothing to do with whether you’ve been naughty or nice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament features a jolly vintage-style Santa Claus chatting away on an old-fashioned telephone, surrounded by festive holly and berries. With his rosy cheeks, mischievous expression, and wholesome mid-century Christmas card charm, he looks like he’s spreading holiday cheer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAnd technically, he is. Just not the kind your grandmother had in mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWith its nostalgic vintage Christmas artwork and delightfully inappropriate double entendre, this ornament is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little adult humor tucked into their traditional holiday decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament celebrates the wonderfully unhinged side of the holidays: questionable Christmas jokes, shameless flirting, and the realization that Santa might not be quite as innocent as we’ve been led to believe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause sometimes Santa doesn’t need another cookie. He needs one more Ho.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends who appreciate a good dirty Christmas joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who enjoys inappropriate holiday humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who’s always making questionable innuendos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges and adults-only ornament swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBachelorette Christmas parties and cheeky holiday gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who thinks Santa’s been getting away with that whole “Ho Ho Ho” thing for far too long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eSanta Claus is coming to town. And apparently, he’s looking for company.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e White ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Round\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e 2.75” diameter\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67694115586302,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/20_53fcffa1-1ac6-4dd9-88f3-b319602b101b.png?v=1791567391","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/i-need-one-more-ho-funny-santa-christmas-ornament-reverie","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}