{"product_id":"i-run-on-wine-christmas-cheer-family-gossip-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"I Run on Wine, Christmas Cheer \u0026 Family Gossip – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eI run on wine, Christmas cheer, and family gossip. 🍷🎄\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause nothing says \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ethe most wonderful time of the year\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e quite like a generously poured glass of wine, a little holiday magic, and finding out what your cousin did at Thanksgiving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament features an adorable vintage-style kitten dressed in her holiday best, perched on a festive sled and looking entirely too innocent for someone who knows everyone’s business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWith nostalgic Christmas artwork and a healthy appreciation for the three things that make family gatherings tolerable, this ornament is perfect for anyone who considers holiday gossip a cherished Christmas tradition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament celebrates the beautifully chaotic side of the holidays: questionable family dynamics, festive drinking, and the annual tradition of gathering around the Christmas tree to discuss relatives who aren’t in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWine lovers who consider December their busiest season\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe family member who always knows the latest gossip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSisters, cousins, and best friends who share all the family secrets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges and funny stocking stuffers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who survives Christmas dinner with a little wine and a lot of commentary\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause the best Christmas stories are the ones you probably shouldn’t repeat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e White ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Oval\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 3” tall × 2.3” wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67693543457022,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/9_2357da9e-03d1-48a5-bc13-58df0201f7a7.png?v=1791565267","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/i-run-on-wine-christmas-cheer-family-gossip-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}