{"product_id":"if-cats-could-send-christmas-cards-funny-ceramic-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"If Cats Could Send Christmas Cards – Funny Ceramic Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf cats could send Christmas cards, they'd ghost you.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎄🐈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome holiday sentiments are better left unsent. This \u003cstrong\u003eMerry Crisis ceramic Christmas ornament\u003c\/strong\u003e features a vintage-inspired kitty dressed for the holidays, complete with a Santa hat, candy cane, and enough heart-shaped spots to suggest she's got a little love to give. Just don't expect her to actually express it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith the phrase \u003cem\u003e\"If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn't,\"\u003c\/em\u003e this ornament captures the true spirit of feline holiday participation: absolutely none.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of Reverie's \u003cstrong\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/strong\u003e, this ornament pairs nostalgic Christmas artwork with modern-day humor for a festive decoration that doesn't take itself too seriously. The retro illustration brings all the vintage holiday charm, while the sarcastic punchline is perfect for anyone who's ever bought their cat a present only to be ignored in return.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a raised, embossed design on ceramic, this ornament adds a little dimension to your tree and a little attitude to your holiday decor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for cat parents, vintage Christmas collectors, sarcastic friends, and anyone whose cat considers the family Christmas card a personal attack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDeck the halls. Feed the cat. Don't expect a thank-you.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShape:\u003c\/strong\u003e Oval\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67687899169022,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/1_e00050b1-ee40-4547-b974-90d0928efb49.png?v=1791520384","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/if-cats-could-send-christmas-cards-funny-ceramic-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}