Just call me Santa the way I show up late at night, eat cookies, and call you a ho three times. 🎅🍪
Santa Claus: beloved symbol of Christmas, bringer of gifts, eater of cookies… and apparently the original problematic late-night visitor.
This funny ceramic Christmas ornament features a wonderfully wholesome vintage-style Santa surrounded by cheerful Christmas hearts, paired with a joke that immediately ruins all that innocent mid-century holiday charm. Which, frankly, is exactly what Merry Crisis is here for.
Part of Reverie’s Merry Crisis collection, this ornament is made for people who love vintage Christmas aesthetics but prefer their holiday humor with considerably less wholesomeness.
It makes a hilarious gift for your best friend, sister, coworker with an appropriately questionable sense of humor, or anyone whose Christmas tree could use something their grandmother would absolutely need to read twice.
Sweet vintage Santa on the outside. Terrible influence on the inside.
Ho. Ho. Ho. Respectfully.
Size & Specifications
- Material: Ceramic
- Shape: Oval
- Size: 3 inches tall