{"product_id":"just-call-me-santa-funny-adult-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"Just Call Me Santa – Funny Adult Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eJust call me Santa the way I show up late at night, eat cookies, and call you a ho three times.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e 🎅🍪\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSanta Claus: beloved symbol of Christmas, bringer of gifts, eater of cookies… and apparently the original problematic late-night visitor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny ceramic Christmas ornament features a wonderfully wholesome vintage-style Santa surrounded by cheerful Christmas hearts, paired with a joke that immediately ruins all that innocent mid-century holiday charm. Which, frankly, is exactly what \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e is here for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament is made for people who love vintage Christmas aesthetics but prefer their holiday humor with considerably less wholesomeness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eIt makes a hilarious gift for your best friend, sister, coworker with an appropriately questionable sense of humor, or anyone whose Christmas tree could use something their grandmother would absolutely need to read twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eSweet vintage Santa on the outside. Terrible influence on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHo. Ho. Ho. Respectfully.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize \u0026amp; Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShape: Oval\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 3 inches tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67688077426942,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/4_e032ed4a-0790-4789-ac66-4fe40ea844b5.png?v=1791521807","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/just-call-me-santa-funny-adult-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}