Let’s just be fucking naughty and save Santa a trip. 🎄🎅
Look, we’ve all tried being good. We’ve made the resolutions, practiced patience, and occasionally resisted the urge to tell people exactly what we think of them.
And frankly, it’s exhausting.
This Christmas, we’re taking a more practical approach. Why spend an entire year trying to make the nice list when you could simply embrace your questionable behavior and save Santa the trouble of stopping by?
This funny Christmas ornament features an adorable vintage-style blonde girl in a festive red dress and polka-dot headband, sweetly chatting away on an old-fashioned green rotary telephone. She looks like she’s calling to wish someone a Merry Christmas, but we suspect she’s actually recruiting an accomplice.
With its nostalgic mid-century Christmas card aesthetic and delightfully inappropriate message, this ornament is the perfect combination of wholesome holiday charm and absolutely unwholesome intentions.
Part of Reverie’s Merry Crisis collection, this ornament celebrates the less-than-innocent side of the holidays: bad decisions, questionable influences, and the realization that being on Santa’s naughty list might actually be a lot more fun.
Because life’s too short to spend December pretending you’re on your best behavior.
Perfect for:
- Best friends who are terrible influences on each other
- Anyone who’s proudly earned their spot on the naughty list
- Friends with a sarcastic, slightly inappropriate sense of humor
- The coworker who makes every office party more interesting
- White elephant exchanges and adults-only ornament swaps
- Anyone who thinks being nice all year is wildly overrated
Dear Santa, we’ve decided to save us both some time this year.
Product Details
- Material: White ceramic
- Shape: Oval
- Size: 3” tall × 2.3” wide