{"product_id":"let-s-just-be-fucking-naughty-and-save-santa-a-trip-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","title":"Let’s Just Be Fucking Naughty and Save Santa a Trip – Funny Christmas Ornament | Merry Crisis","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eLet’s just be fucking naughty and save Santa a trip. 🎄🎅\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLook, we’ve all tried being good. We’ve made the resolutions, practiced patience, and occasionally resisted the urge to tell people exactly what we think of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eAnd frankly, it’s exhausting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis Christmas, we’re taking a more practical approach. Why spend an entire year trying to make the nice list when you could simply embrace your questionable behavior and save Santa the trouble of stopping by?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eThis funny Christmas ornament features an adorable vintage-style blonde girl in a festive red dress and polka-dot headband, sweetly chatting away on an old-fashioned green rotary telephone. She looks like she’s calling to wish someone a Merry Christmas, but we suspect she’s actually recruiting an accomplice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eWith its nostalgic mid-century Christmas card aesthetic and delightfully inappropriate message, this ornament is the perfect combination of wholesome holiday charm and absolutely unwholesome intentions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePart of Reverie’s \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMerry Crisis collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, this ornament celebrates the less-than-innocent side of the holidays: bad decisions, questionable influences, and the realization that being on Santa’s naughty list might actually be a lot more fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eBecause life’s too short to spend December pretending you’re on your best behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBest friends who are terrible influences on each other\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who’s proudly earned their spot on the naughty list\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFriends with a sarcastic, slightly inappropriate sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe coworker who makes every office party more interesting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite elephant exchanges and adults-only ornament swaps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who thinks being nice all year is wildly overrated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eDear Santa, we’ve decided to save us both some time this year.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e White ceramic\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eShape:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Oval\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 3” tall × 2.3” wide\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67693951123710,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/15_5794bddb-c7f2-49f4-8111-400ea0af5034.png?v=1791566804","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/let-s-just-be-fucking-naughty-and-save-santa-a-trip-funny-christmas-ornament-merry-crisis","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}