🔑 Spouses Club Dropout™ Glitter Motel Keychain
Check out of the club and into your peace with this clear, glittery motel-style keychain—because your baggage deserves sparkle. Featuring the classic green army man and “Spouses Club Dropout” boldly printed across it, this retro-inspired key tag is your stylish reminder that some memberships are meant to expire.
Whether you’re unlocking your front door, your car, or your emotional freedom, this keychain adds just the right amount of ✨petty glitter energy✨ to your daily escape.
Bonus: Jingles delightfully when you toss it dramatically onto the counter.