🧲 Spouses Club Dropout™ Magnet
Declare your honorary discharge from the club that wasn’t quite your vibe—with this bold little 3" magnet, featuring the classic green army man and “Spouses Club Dropout” banner.
Slap it on your fridge, filing cabinet, or any metallic surface where passive-aggressive reminders once lived. Now, instead of grocery lists and potluck sign-ups, you’ve got a daily affirmation that says: “Nope, not going back.”
Strong enough to hold your boundaries. Stylish enough to make your in-laws raise an eyebrow.