✨ Spouses Club Dropout™ 3" Vinyl Sticker
Stick it to your water bottle, laptop, car, or secret club resignation letter. This durable 3" vinyl sticker features the iconic green army man with “Spouses Club Dropout” proudly stamped across him—so you can broadcast your civilian liberation wherever you go.
Waterproof, weatherproof, and completely immune to potluck sign-up sheets.
Pro tip: Slap it on your calendar as a reminder not to go back.