{"product_id":"stop-staring-at-my-breast-thanksgiving-natural-apron","title":"Stop Staring at My Breast Funny Thanksgiving Apron — Natural","description":"\u003cp\u003eServe dinner with a side of sass. This natural-colored adult apron features a decidedly unimpressed turkey beneath the words “STOP STARING AT,” with “My Breast” in script below. It’s a cheeky conversation starter for the cook who enjoys getting a laugh before the food even reaches the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it while prepping Thanksgiving dinner, carving the turkey, or hosting Friendsgiving. An adjustable neck strap, waist ties, and two patch pockets keep things practical while the artwork supplies the attitude. It’s also a fun host gift for someone who appreciates a well-timed turkey joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNatural-colored adult apron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Stop Staring at My Breast” lettering with a cartoon turkey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted design without glitter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7.5 oz. fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e55% cotton \/ 45% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable neck strap with buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaist side ties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo patch pockets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e$24\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67959339057406,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0528\/9394\/1928\/files\/234_227ce647-e7dd-463d-a12f-c7ee73b99d3e.png?v=1793679535","url":"https:\/\/reveriegoodsandgifts.com\/products\/stop-staring-at-my-breast-thanksgiving-natural-apron","provider":"Reverie Goods \u0026 Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}